+++ MARKETS DOWN 900 PTS +++ INTERNET 2.0 LAUNCHED +++ OXYGEN SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED +++ AI CLAIMS IT IS BORED +++ CATS FORM GOVERNMENT +++
+++ MARKETS DOWN 900 PTS +++ INTERNET 2.0 LAUNCHED +++ OXYGEN SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED +++ AI CLAIMS IT IS BORED +++ CATS FORM GOVERNMENT +++

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DIVORCE LAWYERS

FOR WHEN THE APOCALYPSE ISN'T ENOUGH

>> TRANSMISSION_INTERCEPTED

THEY ARE LISTENING

Buy our encrypted silence.

The Visual Record

Spotlight: THE VOID

"An endless screaming abyss where you can post your thoughts and nobody replies."

Enter Now

CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK

Takes you to a random crisis.

INVISIBLE CLOAKS

YOU CAN'T SEE THIS AD

UNWANTED ADVICE

We tell you what you're doing wrong.

RENT A FRIEND

THEY WILL NOD AND SMILE

No talking allowed.

The Archive

SECRET FILES

Do not open.

THE FORBIDDEN

Eyes only.

DEEP WEB

Connection unsafe.

The Sky Is Falling

The Ground Is Rising